Enigmatic Sayings of the Prodigious

This is a list of a few of the sayings of Professor James Gothard of my business law class (MGMT 455).

Unfortunately, the list is by no means exhaustive and they lack context.

"I have my hands around Ben's neck, I'm bashing his head on the ground, blood is splattering up on my shirt, he's yelling at me to stop, everyone is screaming, I'm laughing..."

"...Involuntary intoxication. After one hundred years of practicing law, I still don't know what that means."

"There are winners and losers in life. And, well, you're a loser."

"That's a legal term, by the way."

"Satan doesn't get a free bite."

"If you don't understand a test question, don't raise your hand and ask me about it. If it looks stupid, it probably is. That's a legal term."

"Trust me, I'm a lawyer."

"I put both my elbows on my desk, leaned forward, and told my client, 'You're a loser.'"

"So what do we do? Oh, come on, this is America! We sue everyone."

"For those of you in the back, that says one hundred quadrillion dollars."

"I just love the feeling of squeezing Ben's neck in my hands... I want to go and finish the job."