Cancelled Class and Critter Curators

I take off for my 10:30 CPT 135 class only to find out it's cancelled. That's a little annoying, seeing as it's freezing cold outside. I was wondering to myself, why was I led out here in the cold for nothing?

Little did I realize my question would be answered.

Along Stadium Avenue, I saw my first ever squirrel lady. She was everything you would expect. Overstuffed coat, straw hat, thick pink framed glasses, black sweat pants, sneakers, hunched over, with two grocery bags of peanuts. I would have taken a picture of one of these elusive figures that keep the squirrels on campus so happy, but I decided against it.