Welp...

We were scheduled for about four months of demolition work, and it got done in a little over a month. So JR Kelly bought us all pizza for lunch, and then our boss thanked us for working for him and started handing out the checks. Layoffs work a lot like television. You don't know if you're going to make the cut or not, and he hands out the checks one by one as we're all sitting around.

Well, I didn't make the cut. Looks like I have some spare time on my hands.

I got to keep my helmet, though.